FINGERED!

Survivor 16 Fans Vs. Favorites
episode 11; part 2

As the survivors return to camp, Parvati points out that Jason is the luckiest survivor ever. And why, precisely? Because he gets to go to Exile Island and seek out the useless (oh, did I say that?) hidden immunity idol. Of course, Parv could have gone herself, since Natalie is at her beck and call, but some guys have all the luck, which explains why Jason is there. Except not.

Anyway, Natalie, who has been virtually silent for ten previous episodes, suddenly decides today’s the day to run off at the mouth. I hear chocolate cake does that to some people. She tells us that Jason is a little bitch and is lucky to have two days of sunshine to look for the idol, and she calls him a bitch again as she moans that he might find it. Check your scorecards, fans. Yes, she is the very one who put him in this position….now who you callin’ bitch?

Speaking of Jason, he’s on an immunity hunt, and he does uncover the idol. However, what we uncover is the total density which is Jason. He voices over that Natalie must have sent him there because of some sort of strategy, and that they are really a strong alliance and they’ll be working together. Because the people she likes? Nat calls bitch and sends away. The people she hates? She shares cake with. Yeah, life’s like that. (Or at least it is in Jason Land.)

The Black Widow Alliance (named by Parvati for the way the women are spinning the men) assume that Jason will indeed return with the idol. They decide Nat will convince him to not use the idol, saying they’re all voting for James. They also want her to convince him to let someone else win immunity. Natalie says she’ll play up that she sent Jason to Exile to give him an opportunity, so he owes her.

Immunity challenge! And it’s Erik’s 22nd birthday. Natalie assures us the cutthroat nasty women want Erik to have a happy birthday, so they’re targeting Jason with James as a backup in case the idol is played. Aw, aren’t they sweet?

Before the challenge, Natalie tells Jason he needs anyone but James to win. She says she sent him to Exile for a reason and she’ll explain it all back in camp. Jason says he thought as much.

The challenge is one of those that combine elements of challenges past. The first round, which is throwing rocks to release a bundle of puzzle pieces, is won by Amanda, Jason, James and Erik. They move on to the second round, where they dig for a key to unlock their pieces then create a wheel and spin it to lower planks. James and Erik take this one, and go onto the finals, where Erik eventually triumphs.

The girls are extremely happy at this win, of course. When they get back to camp, Jason goes out looking for food, and Natalie searches his belongings to confirm that he does indeed have the idol (the real one this time).

Later on the beach, Nat tells Jason she wanted him to have the idol, and he thanks her for keeping her word. They plot to vote for James. Later, Natalie congratulates herself for being so evil, saying she can be cutthroat and ruthless with a smile on her face. Anyone else longing for the days of Natalie who?

James consults with Amanda, who spills the plan is to get Jason, but that our favorite gravedigger is the backup choice. He says he’s voting Parvati and asks Amanda to do the same (which in the scheme of things shows James is about as stupid as his press says).

Tribal Council. Ozzy, proving again he’s the classiest guy on the island, shoots the bird to the group. Probst points out the tribe seems to be shooting for physical threats, which is not good news for James. James confirms he’s on the block, and fingers Parvati as the one who orchestrated Ozzy’s blindside. Ouch!

Jason seriously believes his social standing has improved, which shows you just how dumb the men are on this island. Then the votes: James, Jason, James, Parvati, James, Jason, Jason, Jason. And another idol bites the dust.

Next up – no one is licking James’ finger, but it’s still looking pretty icky. And it’s family time!

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[ READER COMMENTS ]

1. 1

   john pdolton said:

   yu guys are dumb and natalie is so hot

   Posted at 04:10 PM, on February 18 2009

1. 2

   said:

   That is cool

   Posted at 01:24 PM, on February 23 2009

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